PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon